My kids crack me up.

I was talking about one of my Christmas presents, a writer's toolbox, and telling them that we'd play with it later. Two kids were interested in doing it while the third said "I have a great idea! You write the stories and I will sell them for you!"

Ode to A New Toy

Out of the box shiny and new You have a certain smell that jars my nose and makes my brain happy. You are heavily lightweight. Your instructions written by a person with little grasp of the language required. I look for a power cord, a place to put one -- any hole, really, will do. … Continue reading Ode to A New Toy

The TARDIS is a REALLY BIG cookie jar.

Woke up with a migraine, accident prone, and missing the necessary ingredients to make muffins. Decided to go back to bed. Woke up, continued to be all of the above, and declared it Laze Around and Fend For Yourself Day. The children cheered and ran to the Tardis.