Thoughts in 140 characters

  • 08:30 Anyone want some pre-owned sinuses? I’m ripping mine out with some pliers. I figure if they hurt this much, it couldn’t hurt any more. #
  • 08:48 Ben made me give Lucy-doll a tour of the house. Then he beat her 13-11 in Tic, Tac, Toe. Now they’re watching David’s magic show together. #

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